It happened in the deceptively quiet town of Medina, OH. A 45 year-old man named Samuel Dottore absconded with a frozen roast (a roast?) and made his attempted get away in…. that’s right…. a golf cart. Not just any golf cart, either. He stole it too!

This guy had a plan, you see. Grab that tasty roast (remind you of the Grinch?) and dash to his home in Cleveland, which was a scant 40 miles away. Hmmm. 40 miles in a golf cart. What’s wrong with this picture?

Inevitably, Mr. Dottore had to stop for gas (D’oh!), and when he did, the police nabbed him. As you might have guessed by now, the guy isn’t right in the head. He admitted in court to having had a wee bit too much alcohol that day. Coupled with the psychiatric medication he was on, the chemical cocktail apparently impaired his ability to judge the soundness of his actions. Ya think? His court date is set for mid-February. Stay tuned!